Chat
May 25, 2012
  • Doug: Wanna have day sex?
  • Carrie: *smiles and touches Doug's face* Hmmm, maybe tonight.

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May 25, 2012
I have a smart friend haha

I have a smart friend haha

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May 24, 2012
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The Campaign trailer

I wanna see this sooooo bad!!!

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Quote
May 20, 2012
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"When is the last time something interesting happened in your life and you thought, “This reminds me of my thumb!!!”….Never"

— Aziz Ansari

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May 18, 2012

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Video
May 17, 2012
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“I prided myself at the time, that I stole videotapes, not money from the register. I was no common thief, you see. I was a gentleman bandit.”

seems legit

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May 17, 2012
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May 17, 2012

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May 10, 2012
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May 08, 2012
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May 08, 2012
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May 08, 2012
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May 05, 2012
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I wonder how long these were in production

I wonder how long these were in production

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May 04, 2012
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May 04, 2012
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